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Hilarious- “Nic Cage Raking Leaves on a Brisk October Afternoon” is the name of this Eyeshadow.

24 Sep

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totally.

9 Sep

totally.

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You are all beautiful

18 Jul

You are all beautiful

Dupe War #4 – Urban Decay Primer Potion vs NYX HD Eyeshadow Base

12 Apr

“Fairy Godmother, I have all these great eyeshadows but they just don’t last.  What do I do!?”

My dears – we have your solution right here!  And of course we have a cheap way to save your face, no matter how exciting your life may be.

Using a primer for eyeshadows is so important.  Have you ever been disappointed after spending $$ on eyeshadows only to find they don’t really look like they did in the container?  Or have you ever spent forever on your eyeshadow only to go out and find that you had so much fun that your eyeshadow mysteriously disappeared?

We want you to wake up the next morning to see the photos people took of you on their camera phones doing dumb things while completely hammered and help soften the blow of  by making sure you at least look good.

Original –  Urban Decay Primer Potion (UDPP) for $20

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What it is:
A sheer nude eye shadow primer with a cult following.

What it does:
Eyeshadow Primer Potion is an ultra-sheer, totally nude base that glides onto the skin. The original, award-winning formula disappears instantly and is the ultimate eye prep for smoother, more vibrant shadow and all-day wear with absolutely no creasing. (Sephora)

The Dupe – NYX HD Eyeshadow Base for $7.00

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What it is:

Prep your eyelids with this lightweight eye makeup primer that evens skin tone, smooths lines and ensures lasting makeup application. The High Definition Eye Shadow Base conceals creases and pumps up the vibrancy of your eye shadow.

What it does (our review):

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Manuka Honey Night Revival Cream – how to save your dry face for under $20.00

10 Apr

This past Winter was a real jerk in the Midwest USA.  Cold, more cold, snow, snowier, colder.  And it kept on going.  Whatever, it’s still going!  It’s all good though because we found the perfect solution to painfully dry winter skin. (Also, this was found by a BOY!  We’re not joking.)

ManukaHoney

The first night we applied this, we woke up with the softest and hydrated faces we’ve had in a long time. (read – WEEKS).  

So what is this stuff anyway? – Key ingredients: Pure Manuka Honey, vitamin E & Neroli oil.  No joke, Manuka Honey is a miracle.  It helps to heal, it helps to calm, it helps to moisturize like it’s nobody’s business.  It helps with skin conditions like rosacea and acne.

Is this really greasy and will it make me break out? – It’s not greasy.  It is absorbed into your skin relatively quickly.  As for break outs, we didn’t experience any and neither did our friends.  However, each skin is different ; we hope if you try it you will love it as we do.

ProTip – for super dry skin, this can be used during the day.  It works well blended into foundation or your V-Primer.

This is only $15.00 for 3.3 oz available at http://korunaturals.com/ or through Amazon.

Yes, Old Man Winter is slowly inching his way out.  But, it won’t be long until your skin is sun parched and will need a moisturizer with more punch.  Invest now and don’t suffer in July.

Stay lovely, my pretties!

E.L.F.Dramatic Lashes – the best $1.00 you are about to spend!

5 Apr

So in our last post we talked about mascara – Let’s face it, you want your lashes to look like big, full doll lashes, but you don’t want to look like you are trying too hard.  I know, I know fake lashes make you feel like you are going to look like a drag queen.  (which drag queens always look great, so why are you complaining lil miss judgey pants.)

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But fake lashes are sooo hard to put on and take soooo much time!?

WRONG!  With just a little practice you can get these babies on lickity-split, plus you look INSTANTLY more fantastic and ‘done up.’  If you mess up, just apply some eyeliner to cover up your mistakes.

Ok, I will give them a try.  But do will they be heavy or hurt to wear?

Babycakes, they only hurt if you don’t cut them to fit your lid.  Measure them before you apply and cut off as much as you need from the inner corner edge.  If you mess up, they are only $1 at your local Target.

Ok, I already LOVE fake lashes -but ELF, come on get real.  They have to suck.

Ladypants, get ready to send us a Thank You card.